Monday, September 26, 2005
The Daily Bleet: Bush Back on the Bottle
Newsflash...The President is drinking again. So says a swath of unreliable sources anyways.
So is it true, is Bush drinking? Maybe, and so what if he is? Doesn't the President deserve to get loaded once in a while? I mean let's be honest; if Bush wasn't born into a wealthy, prestigious American family, he'd be the guy who collects the carts at the grocery store.
Now picture the guy who collects carts at your local grocery store. Can you see him? There is a ninety percent chance that the person you are picturing right now is either retarded, or somehow severely mentally challenged. Now imagine that guy running the country; what would happen? He'd fuck up spectacularly, that's what. And fucking up like that would drive anyone to the bottle.
Cheers, Mr. President.
So is it true, is Bush drinking? Maybe, and so what if he is? Doesn't the President deserve to get loaded once in a while? I mean let's be honest; if Bush wasn't born into a wealthy, prestigious American family, he'd be the guy who collects the carts at the grocery store.
Now picture the guy who collects carts at your local grocery store. Can you see him? There is a ninety percent chance that the person you are picturing right now is either retarded, or somehow severely mentally challenged. Now imagine that guy running the country; what would happen? He'd fuck up spectacularly, that's what. And fucking up like that would drive anyone to the bottle.
Cheers, Mr. President.
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We'll find out if it's true when he throws up on Blairs shoes, the Brit's frown on shit like that, so someone at Downing Street will leak that Bush was imbibing from his golden flask( a graduation gift from the bin Ladens)then we'll read about it in UK's Independent Times..thus confirmation
Great Blog I love the way you express yourself
VM
Great Blog I love the way you express yourself
VM
Yeah, I could picture a flask from the Bin Ladens. It would be really tacky, in that special Middle Eastern way, with rubies and emeralds all over it.
But honestly, puking on foreign heads of state is a family tradition. Blair, I'm sure, will be honoured.
But honestly, puking on foreign heads of state is a family tradition. Blair, I'm sure, will be honoured.
If the prez wants to get ripped, then let him. If you had to put up with daily flood of idiots and libs he does you’d get plastered every chance you got. It’s like being married to a bitch with permanent PMS.
Here’s a boot in your crotch!
Here’s a boot in your crotch!
Flood is an interesting term. I wonder if Bush really has to put up with libs. though. I picture him existing in more of a bubble, sheltered as he has been his whole life, from reality.
The only people I imagine him seeing every day are his staff, aides & advisors. So I do agree that he has to put up with idiots all the time.
The only people I imagine him seeing every day are his staff, aides & advisors. So I do agree that he has to put up with idiots all the time.
People: The president offers us strong leadership and spiritual guidance, along with healthy Christian values.
Every day he wakes up in a Post September 11th world. Every day. Who are we to question the way he battles the heathen religions of the East?
Folks, If we want to ride to victory under the banner of the Christian cross and succeed where the last seven, I remind you seven, crusades have failed, we have to stop second guessing George or he’s going to turn this whole war around and head home. Unless we support this man, it's just not going to happen.
If George Bush wants to relax on his porch, lean back in his best rocking chair, taste some fine scotch, unzip his fly a little, take his cock in his hand, and stroke it gently while thinking about what it might have been like to be a pre-civil war tobacco plantation owner in these United States, well mister, that is his right as an American. Be honest, we've all done it.
Now leave the man alone, get your heads in the game, and let’s win this thing for the good guys!
Regards,
Eli Swartz
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Every day he wakes up in a Post September 11th world. Every day. Who are we to question the way he battles the heathen religions of the East?
Folks, If we want to ride to victory under the banner of the Christian cross and succeed where the last seven, I remind you seven, crusades have failed, we have to stop second guessing George or he’s going to turn this whole war around and head home. Unless we support this man, it's just not going to happen.
If George Bush wants to relax on his porch, lean back in his best rocking chair, taste some fine scotch, unzip his fly a little, take his cock in his hand, and stroke it gently while thinking about what it might have been like to be a pre-civil war tobacco plantation owner in these United States, well mister, that is his right as an American. Be honest, we've all done it.
Now leave the man alone, get your heads in the game, and let’s win this thing for the good guys!
Regards,
Eli Swartz
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